Ugh God

Shipping Info: We'll just bring it to the post office and send it to you. It'll be like the internet, but a whole lot slower and much more fulfilling.
Return Policy: We here at Ugh God Solutions care about your needs as a consumer of fine compact discs from strange bands. That's why we try to go out of our way to make you, our valued customer, as happy as can be.

If you receive a disc that is irreparably thrashed, we will certainly provide you with a replacement for your purchase. We've got a lot of them sitting around usually.

Who pays for music anymore anyway?

Hopefully you...